thischarmingalex:

im so hip im practically a pelvis

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7 minutes ago / 10,421 notes / © thischarmingalex

  • Friend: You should've come with us!
  • Me: An invitation might have helped


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nirvana-teens:

c0ntagion:

HOLD ON SHANIQUA WE GOIN’ DOWN

crying

nirvana-teens:

c0ntagion:

HOLD ON SHANIQUA WE GOIN’ DOWN

crying

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batreaux:

you notice your new sheets are 40% satan. you chuckle at the “typo” until you realize your bed is smoldering and you hear distant screaming

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gabesaportaspenis:

OH NY FUCKING GOFD I JUST WALKED PAST A SCARY CRAZY OLD MAN AND HE SCREAMED IN MY FACE “I CAN SEE YOU LOVE THE INTERNET I CAN TELL BY YOUR DEAD EYES” I WAS SO SCARED IS IT REALLY TAHT OBVIOUS OMF HELP

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  • girl: i'm having vagina surgery
  • boyfriend: i know
  • girl: i love you
  • boyfriend: i love you too
  •  after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
  • girl: where is my boyfriend
  • dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
  • girl: what

28 minutes ago / 55,149 notes / © jdniemand

Like/Reblog if you’re a Teleiophile. 

the-mad-angel-with-a-box:

bronteloganwinchester:

loki-laufeyson-is-my-king:

deduction019:

imadeyoucoffeejawn:

realparadoxsocks:

loki-the-hornstar:

your-daughter:

A Teleiophile is an adolescent or young adult which is attracted to mature adults.


Yeah, definitely me. 

Most people on tumblr….

lol

uhhhh, NO. Pfft? Me?? A Teleiophile?? Ha. Haha. Hahahahahahaha.

YES.

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